Friday, May 13, 2011

Terrorism, Inc.

On Friday, May 6, two suicide bombers attacked a Pakistani paramilitary training camp.  Having killed 80 people in what is considered the 'first retaliation' for Osama's death, the Taliban affirm responsibility for this atrocious act.

As bedlams of issues and tension emerge from the east and west regarding Osama's death, the Taliban are still adamant about their jihad. 

In related news, the offspring of Osama Bin Laden are pursuing a lawsuit against America for the wrongful death of the World's formerly most wanted man.

Only Americans are capable of turning terrorism into a franchise.  Osama, the McDonald's of holy wars, was just the primary pariah in an entire civilization that is devoted to the downfall of American, sedentary lifestyle.  Now, there are tiny little franchise cockroaches of terror that most people would sooner disregard, and claim a faux victory in the name of America, than stomp out for good. 

As corny and cliché as it sounds, America's duty as the most free nation under the sun is to stamp out evil and promote freedom around the globe.  This is a full-time job.  We can't take a hiatus every time an insane, subversive revolutionary dies.  For every Osama that dies, there is another taking his place.  We are not at war with people, but with an insanely archaic ideology that is based off hatred, prejudice, and misogyny. 


  1. Wow. It's so hard to believe they got 80 just like that.

    Well, back to work military

  2. Well i guess this proves conspiracy theories wrong.

    But 80 lives? Jesus...

  3. i dun think we'll ever know for certain (the gov. will lie either way) but its nice to have hope, right?

  4. On a side note, that bed looks comfy.